How Messy Does Your Office Christmas Do Get?
Posted By tourar on December 2, 2009
With the imminent arrival of the staff Christmas do, it is vitally important to make sure the right place is booked for the staff.
If my past do’s are anything to go by, the annual office bash can get very messy and out of control.
For instance, I recall a do where I didn’t even make it to the restaurant. My friend and I had decided to have a few drinks before we ventured out to the restaurant.Regrettably I drank so much wine that I was so sick that I couldn’t even stand up, and there was no chance of going to the restaurant.
I don’t know why I do it, but it seems such a great idea at the time, and as the drink flows, my inhibitions mellow and low and behold you have an absolute mess.
This year, I am confident that I will not be making a complete fool of myself.It would be nice to remain fairly sober (not a chance).
However, if I should have too much to drink (foregone conclusion) there will hopefully be some decent bar furniture I can prop myself up against at the local pub. I know there won’t be a problem with the restaurant furniture, but you know what these pubs can sometimes be like.There are no seats and the bars are all futuristic and modernised. Whatever happened to the cosy snugs of olden days?
I am really praying that when we have finished our meal my work friends will be assisting me out of the restaurant. I will probably be staggering upto the local nightclub, if I am still in one piece. Once in the club, I know I will be okay because there is loads of funky club furniture around that I can collapse onto.
I am hoping not to make an idiot of myself and hopefully instead will be dancing the night away. Mind you, if I didn’t make a fool of myself, what would everybody have to talk about the next day??
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